The Official No Refunds Mooch Guide to Your Money
So you want to give us money? That’s Rad.
Join us at the Hooligan level for the low low price of $1-$24! When you become a Hooligan you’ll receive a personal haiku written by our intern, Leviticus Tupac O’Reilly, and our undying gratitude
For $25 - $99 you can join us at the Scoundrel level, and receive a personal Haiku, as well as a mystery gift and our undying gratitude.
For but a meager $100 - $249, you can join us at the Notorious level, and receive a personal Haiku, a mystery gift, and your choice of a No Refunds Pint glass, or a No Refunds hot beverage mug, handmade by our intern, Cornelius Tupac O’Reilly. Oh, and our undying gratitude.
In exchange for a paltry $250-$499 you can join us at the Nefarious Level – A haiku, a pint glass or mug, and a precious No Refunds Shirt (blood spattered or not). And our undying gratitude, yadda yadda yadda.
Just take that extra $500-$999 you’ve got laying around and join at The Ninja Level – Get a haiku, a temporary tattoo, a pint glass or mug, a T shirt, and a 2008-2009 No Refunds Season Pass! And yes, our undead zombie gratitude.
Good night at the casino? Well launder that $1,000(and up) with us and join at the Darth Level where you get all that other stuff, our undying gratitude, and all the powers of darkness at your command.
All donations are tax-deductible!
After we receive your sweet, sweet, simoleons, you will promptly receive a letter from our Fiscal Sponsor, Intermedia Arts, with all the necessary words and numbers you’ll need to stick it to the government come April.
Thank you for your support.