Top Ten Triumphant Exclamations I will make upon completion of the Blog Challenge
10. Haw-haw! (ala Nelson Muntz)
9. Suck it, internet!
8. Ow, my brain!
7. In my pants!
6. How ya like me now, Aught-9? (If that is your real name)
5. Sneech!
4. Again I say, Sneech.
3. Is this ten yet?
2. Where’s that Franzia?
1. Wow, this was anti-climactic.
Until next […]
Top Ten Things You Never Thought I’d Do
10. Go there
9. Make something of myself
8. learn to read
7. live to 21
6. last one minute in your world
5. Do 52 blogs this year
4. walk again
3. Amount to a hill of beans
2. have the nerve to show my face here again
1. Understand what “flippant means”
Until Next time, I […]
Top Ten things I’d Do if I was a Jedi:
10. Never use the remote again
9. care about current events
8. two words: lightsaber grooming
7. lead an army of clone troopers against Tonga (those pineapple-eating bastards)
6. Burn my old Bucket List (Jedi don’t need to keep a list of their favorite kinds of buckets, they have cooler […]
Top Ten things I shouldn’t have combined with sauerkraut.
10. Pudding
9. peanut butter
8. mountain lions
7. my tax returns
6. the store model ipod
5. acid jazz
4. Lake Street
3. older, moldier, sauerkraut
2. shampoo
1. Communism
Until next time, I remain,
A staple of the German table
Top Ten Lessons I failed to learn in Aught-9
10. When the monkey throws poo, it doesn’t want to play.
9. Not quite everything is legal in Montana
8. Never make eye contact with Billy Joel, or else he’ll never stop calling you.
7. Apparently, pigs cannot be used as legal counsel, a primary physician, or a tax shelter. […]
Top Ten Sensei Major Carl T. Fury Tweets of Aught-9
10.The thing about getting knocked out is, you really lose time out of your day.
9. The thing about pacifists is, the girls are usually very attractive. Too bad they’re pacifists.
8. It’s a good thing I don’t know any cannibals, because I bet I taste great.
7. One […]
Top Ten things I shouldn’t have said to government and law-enforcement officials in Aught-9
10. Say it don’t spray it, I want the news not the weather.
9. What do you mean I can’t marry a pig? Somebody married you.
8. Technically, I’m a foreign entity, and require diplomatic immunity. And chicken wings. Now, officer.
7. What do you […]
Matty’s Totally un-biased objective and authoritative,
Top 10 Blog posts of aught-9.
10. Apr 27 - “Awesome Swords”
9. Jan 22 – “Guest Blog: Bad Chad Gallagher”
8. May 21 – “Summer Fashion Smackdown Spectacular”
7. Apr 24 - “Twit…ter”
6. Sep 28 – “Of Lexicons and Gainful Employment”
5. Feb 19 – “Lean on Matty”
4. July 7 – “Keep Your Laws […]
Previously on the No Refunds Blog…
Matty admitted to his New Year’s Resolution of having a blog post for every week of 2008. If not actually during each week of 2008. And so, to finish off the last 10, we have launched upon Matty Boom Boom’s Top Ten Top Tens of Pre-Aught 10.
In this episode, we […]
Wow. I wonder if there’s any committee in Copenhagen addressing the dangers of teaching martial arts to monkeys?
TAEKWONDO MONKEYS ATTACK!