Well adoring public, once again we approach my 3rd favorite day of the year, Halloween (only just behind Shark week and the day they re-introduce the McRib).
Yup, Halloween. When bagfuls of candy can be yours for the cost of a Cap’n crunch box, some string, and whatever dignity you still possess. The one day […]
Good evening, America.
Yes, those of you fortunate to call the upper midwest home have entered into that lovely time of year. The time of year when the bountiful foliage changes its hues from greens to yellows, reds, and browns, the mercury begins its journey southward, the sun grows coy, and Influenza shows off its […]
There’s a dude, America.
A pale, racist, disease ridden dude without whom none of us honkies would be here. And I’m not talking about Dick Clark, though he did have his draw.
No, I refer, of course, to Christopher “Smallpox” Columbus, you reprobate.
Last week was Columbus Day, when we as a nation wondered why we didn’t get […]
Oh, Adoring Public. Our love will never die. Like the finest of our country’s processed food products, our love is endless.
But alas, the flesh has a sell-by date. (in your mom’s case, well past-due).
I can’t help it, Adoring Public. It’s autumn in Minneapolis, which means it’s the opening credits to winter. Snow’s fallen twice in […]