Adoring public, do any of you guys know John Lee Hooker? I mean like, personally? Because I’ve a wicked blues song ready to go, I just need some meaty licks.
That’s what they call them, right? “Licks?”
Is John Lee Hooker still alive, even?
Whatever, I’ll do it myself. I’ll call it the “Small Time But Artistically Significant […]
Well, adoring public, it looks like our long national nightmare is finally over. Sarah Palin can call all she wants, she ain’t getting my intern
After three weeks wrestling against the dark powers of state executive office, we have at long last prised free the unspoilt and doe-eyed Leviticus Tupac O’Rielly, from their licentious gunernatorial meat-hooks.
It […]
Sweet reprieve, adoring public, sweet, freakin reprieve. P-Doody’s on some moose-riding, penguin-shooting tour or something, which means she’s not calling every goddamn day.
And the newest ethics charge don’t hurt either.
For those uninitiated, here’s the recap:
-Previously, on No Refunds Also Rises: Last year, I, me, Matty Boom Boom, myself esquire did, against better judgment and taste […]
Yes, yes, big swords are awesome, but really, fella, this is just overcompensation.
Everybody’s body is different, is all I’m saying.
Oh, adoring public, lemme tell you.
If you want to keep your life simple, and generally free from worry, here are a few things to avoid: credit cards, caffeine, and the Alaska Governor’s office.
I think that was one of Buddha’s four noble truths
As I said in my last bloggatry, humble No Refunds has become embroiled […]
I have an excuse this time, adoring public.
Yes, I’ve been truant in my bloggery. But this particular time it’s not for the usual reasons (i.e. misunderstandings with Hungarian Customs, half price wings at Bennigan’s, your mom).
Alas, would that I had such problems of bygone days. No, this time, adoring public, I’ve been working myself […]