So I’ve been thinking.
And that’s as far as I got.
No, but really, I look out on the great bog of blogs, adoring public, and though my collections of wit are clearly the trucker-size big gulps to their meager “fun-size” nuggets (now there’s a misnomer if ever I saw one, Mr. Hershey) in terms of sheer […]
Freakin finally! Now if only I can find somebody to take over changing the channel for me.
Yes, you read it right, I have successfully begged off my charge of Twitting, to none other than the 100% mercy-free, Sensei Major Carl Fury!
No Refunds’ resident ninjutsu instructor has already begun his vicious campaign of digital reflections, […]
Can someone be anachronistic and funky fresh at the same time?
Wow, I just had a flash of, like, an Amish Rapper. That’s-that shit is awesome…
Anyway, I’m not working on the back-of-the-box blurb for Martin Lawrence’s opus “Black Knight” (Martin, thou so crazy) No, I ask for the same kind of reasons I do pretty […]
Adoring public, I’m not a prideful man. I’ve gotta make my way in this world today like every other knuckle-dragging simian. I got bills to pay and habits to finance, so sometimes I must deign to hire myself out. Yes, adoring public, there are some things that Matty will do for money. And those things […]