Your Money is Now Ours

Whoa! What’s up with all this frakkin paperwork I gotta do?
Taxes? Moi? Do they not know who I am?
And really, giving money to the government. The very poindexters who always made me go to school as a kid, and as an “adult” keep persecuting me because of my religious beliefs (I belong to the […]

Adoring public, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea about me.
You read my bloggage and you think “This handsome fellow’s flippant as a jack-a-knape and twice as glib!” My catty quips may make me out as callous and narcissistic. But let me assure you, adoring public, that underneath my hard candy shell, […]