I get it, adoring public.
No, really, I understand.
I guess what it takes to get a little recognition around here is to be a poor skinny Indian kid with a lyrically brutal life story on a game show composed of questions that coincidentally apply to his unique experiences on the streets of Mumbai.
That’s cool. Now I […]
Hello there, beautiful.
Everybody out there’s talking “recession” this and “total global economic meltdown” that. Layoffs and foreclosures and ponzies and Fonzies, and Chachi’s and all manner of doom and gloom come shrieking over the airwaves. And to this I say “Fiddly-dee and Tiddly-put!”
Seriously, folks, cry me a river.
Lost your job? Ninja, please, Matty’s […]
Hello there, America.
Hold on, did you do something to your hair? Have you lost weight? Well, whatever you’ve done, you look great. Really. Wow.
How was your day? How are things in your life? Oh, really? She did? That’s very insightful of you, America. I’ve always thought you were very insightful.
I sure enjoy talking with […]
Hey there adoring public, the good Dr. Boom-double up-Boom, with the prescription to fit your description, is in.
You all remember Leviticus, right?
Leviticus Tupac O’Rielly, our intern/resident young person, and the only one of the three of us who Guthrie security doesn’t recognize on sight. He’s a peach.
Anyway, he happened to go with a school group […]