“Well now ain’t this been a long time comin’. The great Matty Boom has lauded my coming…so I guess I should show. There are a great many things that a lot of people say about a lot of stuff. Most of it’s crap. Some will say that what I have to say is no different. […]
Archive for January, 2009
Adoring Public, together, we have made history.
This is nothing new for me - I make history pretty much continually throughout the day. But as a nation, well…this is pretty freakin cool. Even I, the bellicose, overly verbose, bloggin coast-to-coast Boom Boom am rendered relatively speechless (only relatively).
I mean, this is REALLY freakin cool.
Chad Gallagher; Our Man in Korea
South Korea. South. Bad Chad Gallagher don’t roll with no Axis of Evil, his cowboy hat is white.
That’s right, when last we left off, No Refunds’ own native son, homegrown, hometown, homeboy Chad “+5 Constitution” Gallagher was signing up for US Army. Well, he’s still in the Army, despite a […]
Twas late in December, and No Refunds was lookin
For a Holiday show that would increase their booking
They’d lost so much money, they’d spent way past their limit,
And to compound the problem they’d been broke to begin with
Chowie’s credit rating was all shot to hell,
And Matty calculated how much blood he could sell
“Let’s face it, we’re […]