Here we are, and Matty lives up to his word for the first time since the fourth grade when I said “Stop it or I’m telling.”
I told, believe me, I told.
I actually have something to write about even! And that is KAKKOICON!
There’s a new Anime convention comin to town in August, and No Refunds is […]
What else is a guy supposed to write about?
That’s it! Plagiarism!
I stole this from McSweeney’s list page. It counts.
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Yiddish Spam.
BY MATTHEW DAVID BROZIK
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Enhantz your schvantz!
Adjutz your putz!
XXX … Yenta noshes on pisher’s trayf blintz! Hot!
Do shiksas heckle your schmeckel?
Oy vey! Mamzer boychik potches zaftig schvartze tuchus!
Take this and you’ll need another […]
The title says it all. Some secrets you don’t carry to the grave. I’m gonna clear the air on a few things, and you, adoring public, are gonna be my confessors.
Let’s get this over with:
When I said “Have a good day” to the bus driver, I really meant that I wanted job security.
I pee […]
Mr. Boom said that I should write for his blog posting challenge. He has 3 more to do. This is number 7. He says I should write something personal but not too personal and also funny and entertaining for the reader. I once shot a man.
10 blogs in one week. What was I thinking?
Smeh, half way there. And two days to go. It’s a good thing I only promised to do it, no paper trail for when I wuss out. It’s like high school all over again. Or the time I was married (won’t be going back to Missouri for […]
Come with me, adoring public, on a journey of the mind….
You’ve settled down in your comfy Bryant Lake Bowl seat, ordered your beer, and there’s a loud “clack!” Drums roll and thunder over the sound system as the lights go down and out onto the stage come two ninjas. All in order for a No […]
There is a need, a deep and profound need out there in America today. Listen carefully, can you hear it? Whispering through the amber waves of grain, echoing out of the purple mountains’ majesty, wafting around your mom? Sneech?
America needs Ninjas.
And No Refunds will answer.
Coming this August, No Refunds brings Sun Tzu’s Art of War […]
So I’m gonna take a page from organized religion and kick things off with some guilt.
Our last show, What’s Done in the Dark; A Graphic Novel Onstage went up and came down in March, and it was awesome. I’m talking like Flying Ninja Robot Jesus Awesome. We’ve done a buttload of shows since Kung Fu […]
I write. And then I don’t.
And then I write again.
And then I don’t.
Like the sea, adoring public, I am a fickle mistress. Man. Manstress….crap.
I make no apologies, adoring public. I gotta live. The world calls to me and I go.
“Matty Boom Boom!” it says, “Spring has arrived and there’s a new Will Smith movie […]