Archive for May, 2007

Other People Do Cool Stuff Too

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But that’s only because Chowie’s got a real job and I’ve got like 2 more “Prince Of Persia” games to get through. And I have to watch at least 30 minutes of “The Rundown,” starring the Rock, every night. And where can we find the time to do all the cool stuff out there? Nowhere, […]

No Refunds Loves You!

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That’s right, No Refunds loves you. Well, actually, maybe not, that depends on who you are. We may actually not love you. Like, if you’re a member of COBRA, we probably don’t love you. Or if you beat up your grandma, or Gabe’s Grandma, or anybody’s Grandma, really, we probably don’t love you. […]

An introduction to Bagpipes and Iowa

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Some facts about the Bagpipes:
1. bagpipes are not mammals, though parts of them may have been at one time
2. “pianissimo” does not exist for bagpipes. Nor does “forte.” There is one volume for bagpipes, and that is “playing”
3. Where on some instruments you can play, stop playing, and then play again in the same song, […]

Matty Boom Boom Needs his medicine

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I think I’ll write a haiku for Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale.
Sip following sip
Spurious reason dictates
Hops keep me alive
So it’s done. Great Moments in mutha***kin (family blog) Kung Fu Theatre History has gone up, gone down, and all around. Not unlike yer mom.
As much as I love doing this, I hate doing this. Great googly moogly what […]

Their Stupid has been changed to Smart.

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Because knowledge of Hamlet and Kung Fu were seen together.
So, Mattso, Gabe, Mikey, Kathman, Jenny, Ian, Katie and I just got back from Centennial High School’s production of Kung Fu Hamlet. It. Freaking. Rocked. Those kids have no fear.
Polonius had six (SIX) monks. The ghost had two echos with his […]

Kung Fu Hamlet! By High Schoolers!

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The first production of Kung Fu Hamlet not done by No Refunds is opening tomorrow, May 10th -the kids at Centennial High School are doing it for their spring production. And not only is that cool in and of itself, but Mikey “Dudikoff” Postle taught all the li’l ones the genuine KFH fight choreography.
If […]

Soreness & Other Miscellany

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Well, we opened GMiKFTH this past weekend, and all of us have the bruises and cramps to prove it. It’s lovely when theater makes you sore.
I think Mikey put it best: “theatre so good it hurts”.
Only three more chances to educate yourself on the history of the Kung Fu Theatre genre. […]

GREAT MOMENTS TRAILER: HOTNESS FOR ‘07

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Hey, all, it’s your ol’ pal gabe here.
Here is the new GREAT MOMENTS TRAILER of AWESOME. You’ll notice that Gabe and Allen Wong are both featured prominently, even though they won’t be in the show. If you want to feature yourself prominently, then go cut your own damn trailer. Yeah, Kid!


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