Archive for September, 2006

Arsenal

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Last night, Matty Boom Boom and myself performed the annual No Refunds inventory. Assisting us in this Most Important of projects was one 22oz. bottle of Boulder Brewing Co’s. 25th Great American Beer Festival ale, and one 22oz. bottle of Avery’s Maharaja Imperial IPA.
The following is a comprehensive list of our arsenal - with […]

two posts in one night?

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seriously, gabe, you leave, you don’t call or write, you just up and disappear and now you’re posting two new blogs in one night? whats up with that? is that supposed to make everything better? are we supposed to forgive you now?
well, you take your vacation videos and feed them to your mom. some of […]

this blogpost is classified

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hey ya’ll. so, I was forced to leave the cities as part of the witness protection program, and the FBI told me it would be a bad idea for me to post anymore blogs or else someone might be able to determine where I live and I will get whacked, which is why you’ve only […]

Courage

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To think Keith Olbermann started on SportsCenter. Here is the text of his live commentary from Ground Zero this past Monday:
Half a lifetime ago, I worked in this now-empty space. And for 40 days after the attacks, I worked here again, trying to make sense of what happened, and was yet to happen, as […]

Papa Howie’s Signposts on the Road to Truth

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In the ongoing search for Truth, my dear Papa Howie directed me towards this telling of the Good News. Since I had just recently been married at the time, he asked me to pay particular attention to the epistles of Paul, specifically the instructions for marriage.
Ladies and gentlemen…and Matt, I give you:
The Brick Testament - […]

In My Head

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You don’t want to be there. Really.
For the 9 days prior to this past Saturday, Roxette’s “Listen to your heart” was playing in my little pea brain over and over and over again. For no reason whatsoever. I haven’t heard that song since the summer of 1989, when I thought KDWB and […]


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