Now, I realize a lot of you out there wonder what it’s like to achieve the level of fame that No Refunds can bring. You’ve staged your own production of Kung Fu Hamlet, but only with GI Joes, or your children or by yourself in the bathroom or something, which doesn’t even hardly count. You […]
Well, since Chowie’s taken it upon himself to educate us all on the 3 syllable expressions for the epidermal preludes to defecation, I thought, as the brainsof this outfit (and the looks), I might jump in with some LEGITIMATE vocabulary that’s quick and easy and guaranteed to impress your friends and get your parents off […]
Ok folks, I’d like to make this democratic and open it up for a vote. How long will it take Dawson to figure out how to post a blog entry?
One day
One week
One month
One lifetime
Never
One of the tragic trends in society today is the decreasing number of words used in the average American’s vocabulary. Far be it from me to prostheletize endlessly on the genesis or implications of said trend - however, I will do my part to provide opportunities for you (my two readers…hi Mom & Dad.) to […]
Well well well. Sorry I haven’t been as diligent as I need to be, folks. I got wrapped up in a backlog of “real life” stuff - you know: bills, housework, time with Katie, etc. Fun stuff, fo’ sho’, but it has kept me from the task at hand.
A big No Refunds […]
Round two on Sunday night saw Bjunch (Heather Bunch) and Lyle Osborne (Ryan Kathman) go through to Saturday’s semifinal round.
Bjunch impressed the judges with an abstract, sonically synthesized version of “My Favorite Things”. We’re all looking forward to seeing how her “vision” will inspire her as the competition progresses.
Corn-fed Lyle (accompanied by his […]
Friday night saw the hanging Chads impress our judges enough to make it through to the next round.
Chad Gallagher impressed all with his spellbinding recreation of a Jet Li fight scene (plus, he told the judges he could easily kill them - so there you go).
Charming yokel Chad Garret Seaver (Mike Postle) completely blew the […]
Well friends and neighbors, your intrepid crew at No Refunds survived another opening weekend. Thanks to everyone who came out to see the show, and a special thanks to the contestants who did not make it through to this Saturday’s semifinals.
You know, it’s a lot of work to find the next No Refunds superstar. […]
Most of you probably don’t know my dad, so here’s a brief introduction:
-retired Episcopal priest,
-believes that our existence proves God has a sense of humor,
-loves reenacting the fight scenes between Cato and Inspector Clouseau (I was always Cato),
-introduced yours truly to fart jokes by showing me Blazing Saddles (causing us to stop, rewind, and replay […]
…we open tomorrow. It’s only a day away.
That’s right boys and girls, I hope you’re already deeply immersed in the theatrical orgy that is the Fringe. Even more so, I hope you’re chomping at the bit for the competition to get underway.
Patience my friends. It all begins tomorrow, 7pm @ Intermedia Arts.
Come, and be Entertained.