Matty’s 2010, as revealed thus far.
Dec 31, 2009, 8:47 pm – Matty posts final, 52nd bloggage of 2009.
Dec 31, 2009, 11:24 pm Matty begins losing at Yahtzee to the ninja.
Jan 1 2010, 4:24 am – Matty gets a phone call from Sir Andrew Lloyd Weber, asking for help only Matty can provide.
Jan 2 2010 – […]
When last we left off, bombshells were dropped, worlds were rocked. It was like Kabul, or Chowie’s bathroom. Yup, Matty Boom Boom had revealed himself as a top secret agent.
Well, he was on a secret mission. His official agency (real estate, cleansing, or otherwise) had, as yet, been unestablished.
Okay, listen, times are tight. We all […]
Alright, alright, Adoring Public. Yes, I DO have some explaining to do.
Yes, yes, it’s been 4 months since my last log-in with the bloggin. And I do acknowledge (against the advice of counsel…by which I mean the ninja) that breach of unspoken, non-binding contract between you, the Adoring Public, and me, the Boom. I […]
So, Adoring Public, as I said in “Put Another Dime…” I’m working at Park Square again. For money even (not like working for sweepings at the oreo plant)
Which, for me, means lots of time on the 21A Bus.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I eat salsa, I like ethnic crap, Matty’s a citizen of the world. […]
So it’s happened again, Adoring Public. Matty’s mind and hands are in high demand. Some things are recession-proof, and apparently smarmy white kids with solid vocabularies and outstanding loans are one of them.
So I’m working again in St Paul. You may remember this from such bloggaries as “War, What’s it Good For?” and “Lexicons”
This time […]
Top Ten Triumphant Exclamations I will make upon completion of the Blog Challenge
10. Haw-haw! (ala Nelson Muntz)
9. Suck it, internet!
8. Ow, my brain!
7. In my pants!
6. How ya like me now, Aught-9? (If that is your real name)
5. Sneech!
4. Again I say, Sneech.
3. Is this ten yet?
2. Where’s that Franzia?
1. Wow, this was anti-climactic.
Until next […]
Top Ten Things You Never Thought I’d Do
10. Go there
9. Make something of myself
8. learn to read
7. live to 21
6. last one minute in your world
5. Do 52 blogs this year
4. walk again
3. Amount to a hill of beans
2. have the nerve to show my face here again
1. Understand what “flippant means”
Until Next time, I […]
Top Ten things I’d Do if I was a Jedi:
10. Never use the remote again
9. care about current events
8. two words: lightsaber grooming
7. lead an army of clone troopers against Tonga (those pineapple-eating bastards)
6. Burn my old Bucket List (Jedi don’t need to keep a list of their favorite kinds of buckets, they have cooler […]
Top Ten things I shouldn’t have combined with sauerkraut.
10. Pudding
9. peanut butter
8. mountain lions
7. my tax returns
6. the store model ipod
5. acid jazz
4. Lake Street
3. older, moldier, sauerkraut
2. shampoo
1. Communism
Until next time, I remain,
A staple of the German table
Top Ten Lessons I failed to learn in Aught-9
10. When the monkey throws poo, it doesn’t want to play.
9. Not quite everything is legal in Montana
8. Never make eye contact with Billy Joel, or else he’ll never stop calling you.
7. Apparently, pigs cannot be used as legal counsel, a primary physician, or a tax shelter. […]